The Táin Bolg Cuailnge
The Corporate Raid of Cooley
9 min readFeb 26, 2024
Here beginneth the Táin Bólg Cúalnge (or the Corporate Raid of Cooley)
Fadó fadó, it happened that the thigh-tangled partners Consort King Denis O’Brawn and his Goodwife, Queen Larry, lay contemplating their individual circumstance, and such was the banter that befell them: