An Apple a Day

Benny Neylon
The Junction
Published in
3 min readAug 26, 2022

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Photo by Einar Storsul on Unsplash

Once upon a time, there was a great big old apple tree in the middle of a great big open field. All around the great big old apple tree were a whole bunch of people, and when I say all around, I mean they were right up tight against the tree. You see, people wanted apples, and to get apples, you had to get on in there under the tree.

Only, everyone else wanted apples too, so there was a mighty commotion and you had people all around…

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Benny Neylon
The Junction

Voted "Greatest Living Irish Writer" four years running 2016-2020. More honest + humble in person. Comedy @ Slackjaw, The Haven and more. Amazon best seller.